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Here's where I should start typing in all-caps to show you that I am really, truly annoyed.

Farking Geeks will not finish fixing my farking computer. I am starting to think they are STEELIN MAH WAREZ AND TOONZ. I mean, really! How long, back up drive and poke at innards? How long, check innards for bugz?

I HAD A WHOLE WEEK OFF TO DO STUPID NON-WORK, NON-SCHOOL STUFF AND LO, IT HAS BEEN WASTED!

I've been reduced to looking at ranting wankily about wanky rants on Fandom_Wank, surfing cat macros (http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/index.html?flow=no&large=no) and smoking too many cloves for entertainment.

Oh the huge manatee!

I'm starting to think in CatMacro-ese. This is bad.

I CAN NOT HAZ PUTER BACK?




NO, DENIED, U CAN NOT HAS PUTER.


WHYFOR I NO CAN HAS PUTER?


BECUZ WEER IN UR PUTER STEELIN UR STUFFZ!!...er...FIXIN ITZ BRAYNZ.



INVISIBLE AK47!


OHNOEZ U BORKED ME


IM IN UR STOR RAISING UR HELL, PHEAR MEH!




Someone stop me. I need my computer. For the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I AM BUMMED.



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( 1 Pastry or Punishment — Give Me CAKE...or DEATH! )
buenabuena
Mar. 22nd, 2007 11:14 pm (UTC)
Man, I love cat macros. You just totally gave me the giggles!
( 1 Pastry or Punishment — Give Me CAKE...or DEATH! )

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What's All This, Then?

Britpoptarts is a girl who has a curl in the middle of her forehead. You know what that means.

She rants about stuff online so her "real life" reputation of being That Pleasant Young Lady isn't completely trashed when she gets the urge to, I don't know, choke a bitch or something.

She's a blonde former MENSA member (I didn't get stupid overnight, I just stopped paying them lots of money each year for the dubious pleasure of carrying a card with an owl on it in my wallet) who is currently in graduate school (pray for me), a poet who has little patience for crappy open mic nights, a cat person who currently owns no cats (I CAN HAZ FREE CATZ?), a Taoist suffering the tortures of the damned in the friggin' Bible Belt, a former vegetarian who loves steak dinners, a thirtysomething college radio DJ, an Anglophile currently residing on the wrong side of the pond, and, well, that's just the start of the slightly bizarre juxtapositions in her life.

Things she likes: music that doesn't suck, cute brunet men, sleeping, reading, manners, travel, England, singing, writing, ferrets, cats, art, sparkly things, toys, and other stuff. She suddenly realized that lists like this make it sound like she's auditioning for a date online, and was thus immediately mortified. So that's all you get.

Things she hates: Stay tuned. You're sure to find out.

Cats Are Funny (*roffle!*)

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